Monday, August 29, 2011

3 Years After Moving Away, Woman Realizes Family Does Not Miss Her





Tuesday, August 16, 2011

ACLU Sues Local Waitress Over Sex Discrimination in Drink Recommendations

"Chocotinis" Recommended Overwhelmingly to Women; "Bud Light" to Men.

Rights Group Adamant Server Consider Other Factors in Decision-Making such as Race and Age.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Disney Corp Seeks Compensation from Area Dog Over Copyright Infringement




Woman's Dog Named 'cutest ever!!!!' by Facebook Friend

Award Liked by 2 Others.


All I Really Need to Know I Learned on Craigslist Casual Encounters

Why men and women will never make each other happy.


Jan. 28, 2011

im looking to start a new chapter in my life with you in it - w4m
Oh! Im certainly sure this sort of lad wouldnt be possibly browsing craigslist. However I will try my luck the rather uncommon way of the internet. I have a knack for having success in ways that are utterly uncommon. To be quite frank I am fairly uncommon, or at least that is what I would like to think. And that probably doesnt equate to much at all Anyway, I like to watch Godard films with my cat while eating cupcakes, reading Virginia Woolf, Sartre and Jack Kerouac to my cat and dancing to Bob Dylan records. Although since buying a lot of Nick Cave vinyls Mr Zimmerman has been temporarily replaced. I like indie, folk, rock, garage rock, protopunk etc and I like the smell of old book stores, jazz and liquor. I also like oddly shaped trees, wild sounds and colours on sidewalks, french art, philosophy and fashion. 


seeking fun - m4w - 46 (short pump)
Looking for a woman to see right now. Just a car date. Send a pic or describtion. 


[Coincidentally, he also enjoys the smell of jazz and liquor, and wild sidewalk sounds.]

Craigslist Personals, Part I

Anybody know a single gal who likes... god I can't think of the sport now.


March 9, 2011
Wife, best friend, tennis partner... can you fill these roles? - 37 (near Zions Crossroads)
I am looking for a kindred spirit who can be a loving wife, loyal best friend, and enthusiastic tennis partner. 
Please note I said "enthusiastic" tennis partner. 
Not expert, challenging, or competent...nothing that has to do with skill level. 
I want someone to share my love for tennis
It would be nice if you do play, but not necessary. 
If you enjoy watching me play and watching a live or televised pro match, that's good enough for me. 
I love being outside on a tennis court, feeling the sun and summer breeze on my face, and breathing the fresh air. 
However, I don't want my time on the courts to take me away from my wife's company. 
I will presumably be head-over-heels in love with my wife, and would prefer to spend most of my free time with her. 
Finding someone who shares my passion for tennis is the obvious solution. :o) 
My preferred (but not required) age range is 25-40. 
Physical age is just a number to me that doesn't necessarily match mental or emotional age. The emotional connection and personality is the most important requirement. 
In other words, it's fine if you are a few years younger or older. 
Put the name of your favorite tennis player in the subject line to let me know you are not spam. 
Please include your picture also. 


March 15, 2011
wine bottle fun - m4w - 32 (fredricksburg)
any ladies interested in watching me put an empty wine bottle in my butt?

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