Monday, November 7, 2011

100% of Ex-Girlfriends Found to be Crazy

Statisticians Baffled; Vow Further Study.


Tuesday, August 16, 2011

ACLU Sues Local Waitress Over Sex Discrimination in Drink Recommendations

"Chocotinis" Recommended Overwhelmingly to Women; "Bud Light" to Men.

Rights Group Adamant Server Consider Other Factors in Decision-Making such as Race and Age.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

Disney Corp Seeks Compensation from Area Dog Over Copyright Infringement




Woman's Dog Named 'cutest ever!!!!' by Facebook Friend

Award Liked by 2 Others.


All I Really Need to Know I Learned on Craigslist Casual Encounters

Why men and women will never make each other happy.


Jan. 28, 2011

im looking to start a new chapter in my life with you in it - w4m
Oh! Im certainly sure this sort of lad wouldnt be possibly browsing craigslist. However I will try my luck the rather uncommon way of the internet. I have a knack for having success in ways that are utterly uncommon. To be quite frank I am fairly uncommon, or at least that is what I would like to think. And that probably doesnt equate to much at all Anyway, I like to watch Godard films with my cat while eating cupcakes, reading Virginia Woolf, Sartre and Jack Kerouac to my cat and dancing to Bob Dylan records. Although since buying a lot of Nick Cave vinyls Mr Zimmerman has been temporarily replaced. I like indie, folk, rock, garage rock, protopunk etc and I like the smell of old book stores, jazz and liquor. I also like oddly shaped trees, wild sounds and colours on sidewalks, french art, philosophy and fashion. 


seeking fun - m4w - 46 (short pump)
Looking for a woman to see right now. Just a car date. Send a pic or describtion. 


[Coincidentally, he also enjoys the smell of jazz and liquor, and wild sidewalk sounds.]